A little mentioned provision in the newly introduced replacement for Obamacare, Trump(lol)Care calls for reimbursement for proctology appointments for those afflicted with a condition long known but poorly understood until just recently. It is a condition who's symptoms range from colorectal discomfort to confusion and other forms of mental disorders. Assholitis affects a significant population of the world and up to 60% of the US population. It is most prominent in the big cities of both coasts of the United States but especially in California and points north. Those afflicted show strange behaviors such as dressing in black clothes and wearing masks in large groups to perform violent actions they would never have the balls to do by themselves. There's also the predilection for appearing tough as shit but running to a "safe place" such as a tree or a bench when feeling discomforted. Intolerence to the free speech and ideas of others and a total aversion to work are other striking symptoms of this growing disorder. Many go around breaking shit that doesn't belong to them.Dr. Guido "Fat Fingers" Coloestral of the New York State College of Proctologists agrees that the disorder, if treated early can beat back many of the most disabling symptoms. "They come in, I talka to a them and it depends ona the degree ofa the problem and I decide how many timesa to smacka them ina the head and kicka them ina the ass"".
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