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Pelosi Overjoyed Over Leaked Report On Trump's Health



House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi expressed joy after reading a leaked medical report regarding President Trump's recent visit to the doctor.
"I pray every night the he should get cancer. Well it may not be cancer but I'll take it as a sign from the Man Upstairs that He's listening!"
In the medical report Trump was described as suffering from a comedo to the left buttock which was treated by famed dermatologist Chuck Fern, MD.
When Trump was asked for his opinion about Pelosi's reaction to the report he stated
"Does the woman have anything better to do than concern herself with a pimple on my ass? Better yet tell her to come over to the White House and I'll show it to her!"
Report filed by Roc Moose, Fake News Chronicle correspondent
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